Giddy the fuck On UP!!!!

So. Tonight. AMCA's. LAURA BELL BUNDY PERFORMED LIVE.

SHE WAS BEYOND INCREDBILE. She shut it DOWN.

I DVR'd the awards show (because I hate country music and not even for Laura Bell Bundy will I sit through three hours of that crap) and fast forwarded until I got to her performance.

First off all, she looked BEAUTIFUL. Second of all, you could tell she was nervous as HELL and who wouldn't be?!! I think it's kinda sweet that she was nervous! It made me remember that she's still little LBB and that she's human.

Her performance was amazing. I'm not even going to state the obvious problem. If you hated her performance because of that, I have a challenge for you: Get your fat ass on treadmill, set it to the highest setting it can go, start running, and then try belting your face off to that song. Couldn't do it, couldja? Didn't think so, ass. She was classy as hell and for that, she gets a million brownie points (maybe no brownies. I would hate to ruin that perfect body. A million...country points? I don't friggin' know.).

Furthermore, Laura's performance was flawless for those of us who know how fcking difficult it is to sing and dance simultaneously. She has a very unique skill of being able to stabilize her voice and sing at the same time. I was made fully aware of this while watching her Wal-Mart soundcheck.

I'm getting extremely irritated by all of these country music fans who are saying that Laura isn't country or that she doesn't fit in or some other bullshit about why she doesn't belong. If these people knew anything about country music, they'd know that Shania Twain brought about the same kind of hustle and bustle when she busted onto the scene with "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." Everyone was calling her the same names people are calling Laura. I wish people would recognize the amount of talent that Laura has and get off of their little high horses. YOU BETTA RECO'NIZE!

I'm also sick of people saying that they didn't want to watch her dance, they wanted to hear her sing. Um, do you know who you're talking about? She's Laura Bell Bundy and if there's one thing she's never NOT, it's enter-friggin'-taining. She will never show up somewhere and not put on a God damn show.

Keep on keepin' on, Laura. I will be the first to buy tickets to your concert (if you ever have one) when they go on sale in my town. I ain't travellin', though, so you better come to Sacramento, CA. ;)

What You Should Have Learned:

1. LAURA BELL BUNDY IS AMAZING.
2. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.
3. SHE HAS A TIGHT LITTLE BODY!
4. SHE CAN DANCE THE SHIT OUT OF ANYTHING.
5. SHE CAN SING AND DANCE AT THE SAME TIME!